This thing. What the Hell is this thing anyway? We don't know. Animal Control doesn't know. Even the Zoology professor at the local university doesn't know! Nobody knows! The only thing everyone can agree on is that it's not a bat.
Maybe that's what we should call it. A Notabat. Sure beats calling it "the thing that lives in our attic against our will".
And how do we all know it's not a bat, you ask?
Well, for starters, bats don't sleep like this.
Also, bats don't wear fascinators.
And finally, bats don't meditate every morning.
We're thinking of naming him Rabies.
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